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Better Than Sex Pie

A pie with a cream cheese and pudding filling topped with Cool Whip and nuts.

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Why it works: Vanilla and milk are a kitchen classic. They rank in the top 5% of all ingredient pairs, and cooks put them together in 19,187 recipes. Both carry ethyl caproate, which smells fruity, apple peel. The science ↓

Better Than Sex Pie

Oven350°F
Timeabout 10 minutes

Ingredients

Directions

Make the crust

  1. Mix flour, sugar and butter and beat until smooth and creamy.

  2. Fill into 9 x 13 inch pie pan.

  3. Bake at 350°F until brown, about 10 minutes.

  4. Cool real good.

Make the filling and assemble

  1. Spread Cool Whip into cool crust.

  2. Soften cheese and mix with pudding and milk.

  3. Let cool until real cool.

  4. Top with more Cool Whip and the chopped nuts.

Nutrition, whole recipe (rough)

892Calories
23 gProtein
33 gFat
122 gCarbs

Counts 7 of 8 ingredients. The other 1 aren't in our nutrition table and add nothing above, so the real totals are higher.

What these numbers assume: 7 portions
IngredientPortion assumedkcal
Flour1 cup (125g) all-purpose455
Milk1 cup (244ml) whole149
Butter1 tbsp (14g)102
Cream Cheese1 oz (28g)99
Sugar1 tbsp (12.5g) granulated49
Walnut1 walnut half (4g)26
Vanilla1 tsp extract (4ml)12
Puddingnot in our table0

One typical portion per ingredient; the recipe's quantities are not counted. A rough guide only, not for medical or dietary planning.

Recipe from the Recipes Wiki (Fandom).

Steps grouped into stages for easier reading; the method is the source's own.

Explore the science

The flavor team

The pairs that carry this dish. Each one is judged two ways: how much their aromas overlap, and how often cooks already put them together.

  1. Vanilla + milktop 5% of all pairs
    Smell alikemoderate
    Cooked together19,187 recipes

    Shared aroma: ethyl caproate (fruity, apple peel).

  2. Butter + milktop 7% of all pairs
    Smell alikemoderate
    Cooked together81,283 recipes

    Shared aroma: (z)-4-heptenal (biscuit, cream).

  3. Nuts + vanillatop 8% of all pairs
    Smell alikemoderate
    Cooked together638 recipes

    Shared aroma: alpha-pinene (pine, turpentine).

  4. Butter + cream cheesetop 8% of all pairs
    Smell alikemoderate
    Cooked together2,747 recipes

    Shared aroma: ethyl octanoate (fruity, wine).

  5. Sugar + vanillatop 8% of all pairs
    Smell alikelow
    Cooked together35,032 recipes

    Shared aroma: beta-damascenone (apple, rose).

Sugar and vanilla barely smell alike, yet cooks put them together in 35,032 recipes: they work on texture and structure more than aroma.

Ranks compare each pair with 20,000 random ingredient pairs on CompKitchen. How we score pairs

What each ingredient does

Flour
Forms the structure of the baked crust base.
Butter
Adds fat and richness, helping the crust turn tender and browned.
Cream cheese
Gives the filling a rich, tangy body and creamy texture.
Instant vanilla pudding
Thickens the filling as it sets, giving it a firm, sliceable texture.
Cool whip
Adds airy moisture and a light, creamy layer to the pie.

The step that matters

Let the crust and filling cool fully. Spreading topping or filling onto a warm crust melts the Cool Whip and softens the layers. Cooling the filling lets the pudding set firm, so the pie slices cleanly.

Swap the nuts

How well each one fits the dish's main ingredients (flour, butter, sugar, cream cheese, vanilla, milk):

  1. Almondfits better
  2. Hazelnutfits better
  3. Macadamia nutfits better
  4. Nutsthe original

Fit is the average pairing score against flour, butter, sugar, cream cheese, vanilla, milk. Candidates are from the same food group and used in at least 100 recipes.

“What each ingredient does” and “The step that matters” were written by Claude from this recipe’s own method and reviewed in samples by CompKitchen.

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